The Bachelorette Looky-likeys

I watch The Bachelor without fail every season, but it's never as entertaining as The Bachelorette. "The Bette" lasts just as long--two hours every week, are you kidding me Mike Fleiss?--but its cast of potential suitors always keeps me interested way longer than The Bach's fleet of catty bitches.

Season 7 started last night and already promises to be unsophisticated, disingenuous, messy and hilarious. Here are the best cast lookalikes we spotted during last night's episode.

Contestant: William

Josh Lucas, anyone?

Contestant: Frank

Contestant: Constantine 

There are at least 3 Grobans on this season.

Contestant: JP

 Pitter patter.

Contestant: Michael

Contestant: Tim

image sources: abc.go.com, too many to name

Sea Spray

I had to go all the way to an Ulta in Winter Park, Florida to get my hands on Anchors Away, the new China Glaze spring collection, but it was worth it. I picked up a few bottles, but I've already fallen hardest for Sea Spray. It's blue but not baby, creamy but not flat, unassuming but not boring. It also sparkles just slightly in the sun, which made for lovely nails down in the orange state but doesn't translate so well under Ontario's drawn-out winter skies. No matter: I'm probably going to be wearing this shade every day until spring finally hits. Consider this my nail polish protest.

image via @ChinaGlaze